Time Bomb

 Going to church is a semi huge event.

You dress up, do your hair and all that.

However, its a whole different ball game when the person driving to church is dad.

For starters, you get the memo a day ahead.

"Tomorrow, dad is driving us to church"

That prompts a whole new approach...

You set out everything the night before,

You set five alarms to wake up, instead of your usual one alarm,

AND

You pack your handbag the night before.

You have until he gets into the bathroom, then the timer starts running.

It becomes like a spy network- running from room to room whispering things like

"Hurry up, daddy has entered the bathroom"

"He's out of the shower"

"He's dressing up!"

"HE'S EATING!"

"HE'S WEARING HIS SHOES!!!"

The information builds in urgency, telling you how much time you have left.

Finally, you hear the 'CLACK' of shoes down the hallway and know your time is up.

The bomb explodes as he blows the car horn,

You better be out of the house by then.