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Post Church Conversations


This story was possible thanks to a wonderful young lady from the South.


Have you ever been in a situation where your mom says

"I'm blocking someone where I parked so when church is over hurry out" ?

Have you ever, for that reason cut off a conversation with a friend (who you may or may not have seen in a while) and rushed off so you do not delay your mother.

Have you gotten to the meeting point or the car and you didn't see her there.

Or you saw her nearby and she was catching up with her friend?


Did they take forever?

They did, didn't they?

Maybe her car wasn't blocking anyone's car and you didn't have to rush out.



One thing doesn't change though... she still does the post church catch up with her Sunday friends.

Its one of the constants of the week.

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